If it is possible for a particular demon to be described as dorky, then Beej certainly fits the description. With credit to Gary Larson, Beej’s first words in Hell would be “Hot enough for you?” In addition to supplying the normally grave members of Dark Revenant with welcome mirth, Beej also lays down a blistering bass thump that makes the very firmament tremble.

Next time, Beej might consider writing his own bio instead of waiting for Vortigern to do it.